Bill Myers

Voice of modern horror with timeless resonance.

About Bill Myers(1979 – present)

Bill Myers writes with an elegance and force that redefines horror fiction. Across multiple acclaimed titles, their work often bridges character-driven storytelling with societal undercurrents.

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The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle

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1. My Life as a Smashed Burrito With Extra Hot Sauce (1993) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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2. My Life as Alien Monster Bait (1993) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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3. My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord (1993) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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4. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food (1993) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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5. My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss (1994) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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6. My Life as a Torpedo Test Target (1994) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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7. My Life as a Human Hockey Puck (1994) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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8. My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut (1995) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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9. My Life as Reindeer Road Kill (1995) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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10. My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler (1996) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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11. My Life as Polluted Pond Scum (1996) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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12. My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint (1997) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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13. My Life As A Blundering Ballerina (1997) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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14. My Life as a Screaming Skydiver (1998) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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15. My Life as a Human Hairball (1998) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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16. My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion (1999) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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17. My Life as a Computer Cockroach (1999) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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18. My Life as a Busted-Up Basketball Backboard (2000) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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19. My Life as a Cowboy Cowpie (2001) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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20. My Life as Invisible Intestines (2001) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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21. My Life as a Skysurfing Skateboarder (2002) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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22. My Life as a Tarantula Toe Tickler (2003) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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23. My Life as a Prickly Porcupine from Pluto (2004) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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24. My Life as a Belching Baboon with Bad Breath (2005) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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25. My Life as a Splatted Flat Quarterback (2005) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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26. My Life as a Stupendously Stomped Soccer Star (2006) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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27. My Life as a Haunted Hamburger, Hold the Pickles (2006) –Description or Buy on Amazon
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28. My Life as a Supersized Superhero... with Slobber (2007) –Description or Buy on Amazon

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The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers. Complete reading order and series order.

My Life as a Belching Baboon with Bad Breath – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life As A Blundering Ballerina – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as a Busted-Up Basketball Backboard – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as a Computer Cockroach – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as a Cowboy Cowpie – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as a Haunted Hamburger, Hold the Pickles – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as a Human Hairball – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as a Human Hockey Puck – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as Alien Monster Bait – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as a Prickly Porcupine from Pluto – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as a Screaming Skydiver – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as a Skysurfing Skateboarder – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as a Smashed Burrito With Extra Hot Sauce – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as a Splatted Flat Quarterback – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as a Stupendously Stomped Soccer Star – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as a Supersized Superhero... with Slobber – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as a Tarantula Toe Tickler – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as a Torpedo Test Target – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as Crocodile Junk Food – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as Invisible Intestines – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as Polluted Pond Scum – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.

My Life as Reindeer Road Kill – Book in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series by Bill Myers.